Psychedelic Sandy
Skunk Jugglers
Influencer Culture · True Crime Satire · Crunchy Power Pop
#VERSE
Psychedelic Sandy
Wants to be someone’s arm candy
Just hasn’t decided
Who that someone will be
She’s got no pre-determined type
But, damn, they’d best make her the hype
Looks and gender secondary
To their personality
#PRE-CHORUS
Yeah, she better be their center of attention
And her name had best be the only name they mention
#CHORUS
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Says, “Remember my name!”
#VERSE
Psychedelic Sandy
Says, “I can be quite handy
If my partner has sore muscles
And needs a back rub”
But she says it with a grin
And a stroke of the chin
And, damn, all her subscribers
Know she’s talking ’bout love
#PRE-CHORUS
Most her reels get views up past a million
She just puts on vintage clothes and flirts—and fans all say she’s brilliant
#CHORUS
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Says, “Remember my name!”
#CHORUS
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Asks, “Who wants to be my flame?”
#BRIDGE
And volunteers add quippy comments
Say how good they’d be to her
Ninety-nine percent perverted men
Who were minted back when her clothes were
But one creep in his twenties
Said, “Guess what, my name’s Andy
And since we rhyme, you’re mine, all mine
I’ll make sure you spend your life with me”
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
Andy’s trial hit the headlines
Of the national news
’Cause Sandy’s cameras caught him in her bedroom
Sticking his nose in her shoes
And since the knife never got near her
And he’s forever locked away
Sandy’s subscriber list exploded
She said, “Damn, it’s my lucky day!”
#CHORUS
Psychedelic Sandy
Close call with psychopathic Andy
And her parents said
“Dear daughter, this isn’t a game!”
#CHORUS
But Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Psychedelic Sandy
Just says, “Remember my name!”
#OUTRO
Psychedelic Sandy
Says, “Remember my name!”
Psychedelic Sandy
Says, “Remember my name!”
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