Roller Skates and Snakes E
Skunk Jugglers
Courthouse Chaos · Idiot Escape · Irreverent Power Pop
#VERSE
So fucked up
A deadly combination
Stuck here at the courthouse
With no guns or education
#PRE-CHORUS
I’m dumber than a tub of beer
Dumber than a Fox news anchor
My girlfriend’s waiting on the steps
I didn’t even thank her
#CHORUS
Snakes, snakes, and roller skates
Roller skates and snakes
Justice, truth, people
That should be all it takes
#VERSE
So watered down
Couldn’t get drunk if I tried
Stuck here at the courthouse
Where my defense just died
#PRE-CHORUS
I picked my lawyer, paid the fee
Record breaking dumb decision
Deora has gifts waiting
But will the jury let me get them?
#CHORUS
Snakes, snakes, and roller skates
Roller skates and snakes
Justice, truth, people
That should be all it takes
#BRIDGE
But the jury can’t think clearly
With screaming going on
“There are snakes out on the courthouse steps!
Something must be wrong!”
“Have the bailiff shoot them”
Was how the judge replied
And with the big confusion
I simply strolled outside
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
So funny now
To think that I escaped
Fuck justice, truth, and people
We just needed naughty snakes
#PRE-CHORUS
Deora holds my clammy hand
I’m nervous, I’ll admit
But we skate in crowds at Laumeier park
And the cops don’t give a shit
#CHORUS
Snakes, snakes, and roller skates
Roller skates and snakes
Justice, truth, people
That should be all it takes
#CHORUS
Snakes, snakes, and roller skates
Roller skates and snakes
Justice, truth, people
That should be all it takes
#OUTRO
But you need a sweet Deora
Whose love will never hit the brakes
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