Hotdogs
Skunk Jugglers
Food Fixation · Relationship Quirks · Playful Rock
Woo… woo…
Hot… dogs!
#VERSE
Regina likes hotdogs
Likes ‘em a bunch
Has a fantasy of hotdogs
For breakfast and lunch
Two as an afternoon snack
And one just before bed
But tonight she’ll eat Italian food
With her Spanish boyfriend Fred
#VERSE
Regina’s from Saskatchewan
Fred is from Madrid
But his family moved to Brooklyn
When he was just a kid
He was down at Nathan’s Famous
On the Fourth of July
Met Regina there watching
Joey Chestnut’s yearly try
#CHORUS
Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs
That’s Regina’s thrill
Daydreams of hotdogs, hotdogs
When she has time time to kill
She lays awake in bed at night
While Fred is sawing logs
But she can’t stop the fantasies
She’s hot, hot, hot for hotdogs
Woo… woo…
Hot… dogs!
#VERSE
Regina got a place in Brooklyn
’Cause she thought Fred was a catch
She works remotely for a spice vendor
He’s a Wall Street analyst
But there’s a twist in their love affair
That feels incomplete
Regina is a hotdog nut
And Fred doesn’t eat meat
#CHORUS
Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs
That’s Regina’s thrill
Daydreams of hotdogs, hotdogs
When she has time time to kill
She lays awake in bed at night
While Fred is sawing logs
But she can’t stop the fantasies
She’s hot, hot, hot for hotdogs
Woo… woo…
Hot… dogs!
#BRIDGE
So many intense discussions
Over an oblong hunk of meat
Fred laid down his logic in Spanish once
For her disrespecting his beliefs
So, Regina did research
Found a vegetarian hotdog brand
The fights are over, the love is good, and
Their hotdog themed wedding is planned
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
The wedding reception speeches
Turned to a weenie roast
Their best man and maid of honor
Did a hundred hotdog jokes
Those hundred double entendres
Didn’t need to be said
But Regina and Fred didn’t mind
They were still laughing when they got in bed
#CHORUS
Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs
That’s Regina’s thrill
Their honeymoon trip is a hotdog tour
Germany, France, Argentina, Brazil
Fred accepts her strange fixation
They’re living high on the hogless instead of the hog
She’s got a man to share her obsession
Both love vegetarian hotdogs
#OUTRO
Regina and Fred are so glad they wed
They’re hot, hot, hot for hotdogs
Hot, hot, hot for hotdogs
Hot, hot, hot for hotdogs
Woo… woo…
Hot… dogs!
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