Guild of the Golden Throne
Skunk Jugglers
Wealth Gone Wrong · Gold Toilet Satirical Post-Punk · Influencer Culture
#VERSE
Want a Ferrari
It’s yours, all yours
A 3X McMansion
Two full-time chauffeurs
Private chef in the kitchen
Cooking midnight snacks
Your party centerpiece
Outshines the golden calf
#CHORUS
It’s the Guild of the Golden Throne
Money’s what matters
You’ve got green in your bones
Made bank as an influencer
Selling clickbait cologne
Guild of the Golden Throne
Guild of the Golden Throne
#VERSE
Rumors of your net worth
Are truth, all truth
Your dining room chandelier
So posh, it’s uncouth
A house full of bedrooms
Full of friends for the ride
They’re all praising your name
But you’re empty inside
Now the NASDAQ just nosedived
You fear that deadly debt load
Did you really need that
Twenty-four carat commode?
#CHORUS
It’s the Guild of the Golden Throne
Seven friends on one street
In gestalt-level homes
Mack the banker keeps calling
Demanding you pay your loans
Guild of the Golden Throne
Guild of the Golden Throne
#BRIDGE
Last night’s party was rocking
Tonight’s won’t be the same
The DJ just cancelled
Your lack of cash was to blame
Did you think the crowds came
Because you were so cool?
They just wanted the feel
Of your solid gold stool
#CHORUS
The Guild of the Golden Throne
Your followers got flushed
Your true nature was shown
Your Wikipedia post-mortem
Says, “A failed influencer clone”
Guild of the Golden Throne
Guild of the Golden Throne
#OUTRO
Guild of the Golden Throne
Guild of the Golden Throne
Lock yourself in that bathroom
And ponder life alone
Guild of the Golden Throne
Guild of the Golden Throne
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